Quotes From "Mimi Attacks" By Hayden Thorne

I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. Hayden Thorne

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? Hayden Thorne

I know what you mean. I usually take it out on my older sister. You can lease her for a weekend or something if you need a psychological punching bag. I'll even give you a discount. Hayden Thorne